Get
up now, get up now, get up out of bed.
Wash your face, brush your
teeth, comb your sleepy head
Here’s
your clothes and your shoes, hear the words I said.
Get up now, get
up and make your bed
Are
you hot? Are you cold? Are you wearing THAT?
Where’s
your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab
your coat and your gloves and your scarf and that hat,
don’t forget
you gotta feed the cat.
Eat
your breakfast the experts tell us it’s the most importing meal of
ALL!
Take
your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please
remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today
Don’t
forget your piano lesson is this afternoon so you must play
Don’t
shovel, chew slowly but hurry the bus is here
Be
careful, come back here! Did you wash behind your ears?
Play
outside, don’t be rough, would you just play fair?
Be polite, make
a friend, don’t forget to share
Work
it out, wait your turn, never take a dare.
Get along, don’t make me
come down THERE!
Clean
your room, fold your clothes, put your stuff away.
Make your bed, do
it now, do we have all day?
Were
you born in a barn? Would you like some hay?
Can you even hear a word
I say?
ANSWER
the phone! Get off the phone!
Don’t sit so close, turn it down,
don’t texting on the table
No
more computer time tonight.
Your IPOD’s my IPOD if you don’t
listen up
Where
are you going? And with whom?
And what time do you think you’re coming home?
And what time do you think you’re coming home?
Say
thank you, please, excuse me makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll
appreciate my wisdom someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t
wait ‘till you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll
thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But
right now, I’ll THANK you not to roll your eyes at me!
Close
your mouth when you chew We’d appreciate.
Take a bite maybe two of
the stuff you hate
Use
your fork, do not burp or I’ll set you straight.
Eat the food I put
upon your plate
Get
an “A”, get the door don’t get smart with me!
Get a grip, get
in here! I’ll count to THREE!
Get
a job, get a life, get a PHD,
get a dose
I
don’t care who started it, you’re grounded until you’re thirty
six
Get
your story straight and tell the truth for once for Heaven’s sake
And
if all your friend jumped off the cliff, would you jump too?
If
I’ve said it once, I’ve said it at least a thousand times before
That
you’re too old to act this way, it must be your father’s DNA
Look
at me when I’m talking, stand up straighter when you walk
A
place for everything and everything must be in place
Stop
crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Huh!
Wash
your face, brush your teeth, put your PJ’s on
Get
in bed, give a hug say a prayer with mom
Don’t
forget I love you (MUACH)
And
tomorrow we will do this all again
Because
a mom’s work never ends
You
need the reason why
because,
because, because, BECAUSE
I
said so, I said so, I said so, I SAID SO
I’m
the MOM, THE MOM, THE MOM, THE MOM
THE
MOM, THE MOM, THE MOM
TA-DA